Tight Arse Wallet

Are you a tight arse? Or do you spend far too much and need to be less generous now there’s a recession on?

Made from high quality leather, on the rare occasions when you take out this wallet, it’ll let everyone know that you’re not going to be splashing too much cash, as the words 'Tight Arse' are embossed proudly on the front.

It also has the reminder 'Do you really need to buy that?' embossed inside to give you one last chance to reconsider before taking out your money.

There are also the extra-helpful 'Ten Commandments of being a tight arse' included as extra money saving tips to help keep this wallet from getting too empty, too soon:-

Thou shalt take a packed lunch to work
Thou shalt always ask for discount
Thou shalt seek rich friends
Thou shalt not buy the first round
Thou shalt forget about birthdays and anniversaries
Thou shalt give one ringers to friends for a call back
Though shalt never tell anyone to keep the change
Thou shalt visit friends at dinner time
Thou shalt leave thy wallet at home, 'by accident'
Thou shalt share the bath water with thy spouse

So, if you’re already a tight arse or you think you need to be more of one then this is the wallet for you!